Product Saftey Warnings

Here are some REMARKABLY STUPID directions from real products...

On a bar of Dial bath soap...
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On a bag of Fritos...
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On a Korean kitchen knife...
Warning: Keep out of children.

On a package of Sunmaid raisins...
Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?